PureCarnage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SOJH- Boner]

Great flash. Funny song.

I liked it, could have used a few more hot naked women, but that's just because I can't get enough boobs with free access to unlimted porn on the internet.

Good job keep it comming.

ReklessCreati0n responds:

lol, arn't you a lil old for animated women...

[Anti Clockwise]

I liked it... short and to the point.

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 1.9471 to 1.9595!

Glad I saw it, we all need more flattened strawberries!

w-d responds:

Thanks, I don't think it was worth a 5, but hey I guess it ain't a bad thing.

Oh and thanks for the recomendation to anti-clock movies.

later

[Transitions Episode 1]

That was great... I liked it. It was great!

Great... simply great. It was so great, it was GREAT! You know how great that is dontcha? DONTCHA? IT WAS ALL-CAPS GREAT! Like getting frosted flaked GrrRRRrreat! Like getting nipples in the face GREAT when your teacher gives you a hug great! Even if his nipples are hairy! They are still great... but not like this flash man... no not as great as that. Hell, I once tasted sweat, it was not great. I don't recommend it, stick to flash. Your GREAT!

Brand-new-hero responds:

great means good for everyone else just as scared as i am! tnx man for your praise, i'll pass on the ahiry nipples.

[Historical facts-volume 1]

I liked it... it was informative and sad

Humanity sucks... but what can one do but say no to war and the cycle of violence plaguing humanity.

Vert responds:

I'm not sure we'll ever be able to break the cycle, but we should be aware of what's happend in the past and not fall into hypocrisy, at least. Thanks for the review.

[Gummy Bears in Swedish!]

It was funny, but that was about it.

So good point for humor, nice interpretation of the song, I could have just simply read that and be as entertained as I was. The graphics and everything else really didn't have any effect.

BobblinTops responds:

YES I HAVE A PENIS TOO. NEAT

[The New Years Party]

I almost didn't finish it but glad I did.

The ending redemed what I thought would be a piece of crap. It turns out pretty funny and you ended it to abruptly, ... so room for improvement but no blam for you 4/5 and 7/10... suck on that!!!

dookiemoole responds:

tink u

[Headcrabs (HL2 spoof)]

It needs a lot more work to be great... it was ok.

It had potential to deliver, but you need to work on the skillz a bit, both in story telling and graphics. I remeber that scene from HL2 when I played, it was great because I threw the can at the guy, I mean... who didn't.

I was constantly throwing bottles and crates at em... it was funny, you can out deke them and they stop their attack without hitting you.

Try harder next time, it might be funnier and more interesting. Good start though.

Dralnur responds:

I too threw the can at the guard the first time :D And yet im still a noob at flash ( my first lol) Thank you for the review!

[Demon Slayer]

Ugh.... trying for epilepse?

I was interested until the scene with all the flashing then killed it... lose the strobe effect it was painful.

ryer responds:

well im glad you liked it!

[Alastor Wanks to DBZ Porn]

I'll give it a 1.

But that's it... it was terrible... except I couldn't help but laugh that people wasted their time watching it... oh wait, one of them. :(

Dreamseek responds:

lol I pwned j00.