I've rocked the dream community with my adept skills at lucid dreaming and now have been written about in several books, have 4 of my own. Lot's of radio interviews, that side of my life is great but it has always been movies and video games that fueled my passion so I put together a training program to teach us how to dream in movies and video game genres.

Good news everybody!  I have finally achieved CHIM.  It took me a very long time to study the sacred art of CHIM.  There was not a lot of articles on it, short of some heresay rhumor on the Internet that such a feat is possible.

Think about deja vu.  Go ahead, think about your own deep personal experiences with deja vu.  Now, I am sure you have had it.  Everyone has a certain level of experience with deja vu in their lives.  What about deja reve?  Or, already dreamed?  

Have you ever had a deja vu memory that you could link to something you dreamed about in the past?  A dream memory long before the onset of deja vu.  Where you link the memory to a dream.  Achieving CHIM is kind of like that.  

I would put the very basic first step to achieving CHIM at the doorstep of this precognitive dream part of the deja experience.  Trust me, I could write books on the topic.  Actually I did.  I wrote a paper called, "The Theory of Precognitive Dreams."

http://www.youaredreaming.org/assets/pdf/Theory_Of_Precognitive_Dreams.pdf

Well, you know... someone had to write it.  

After all, dreams are their own art form.  

I just wanted to give a shoutout to the Joe Rogan crew down in RB land.

Even though some are little cunts.

We all love our cunts though don't we?

Jermaine is a flying squirrel who likes to hang out in trees and jump out on dem fly bitchez and gets his ass LAID!

I decided to join the MS PAINT battle thread on the forums.

Join in, have some fun if you haven't already.

Here is a pic of the Cawkinator.

This was the first prototpe.

Here is his first battle.

And the second battle.

How cool is cawk!

All I see is text.