PureCarnage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pat O'Brien Drunken Calls]

I only watched this because DanInSales told me to.

Well, I thought it would be funny... but the problem is... it's redundant and repetative... and since it's recorded, the intensity should have been off the hook and crazier w/ each call.

Build to a climax, but it wasn't there.

[Strong and Strike]

Not much substance, it passed 2/5 4/10

I think the animated parts were good, although zero story, just action, the sticks should have been left out and you should have stuck w/ the sketchy line art. Maybe made more story, but meh, the switching between styles didn't really work.

[Anti Clockwise]

I liked it... short and to the point.

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 1.9471 to 1.9595!

Glad I saw it, we all need more flattened strawberries!

w-d responds:

Thanks, I don't think it was worth a 5, but hey I guess it ain't a bad thing.

Oh and thanks for the recomendation to anti-clock movies.

later

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a]

Now if only all clock animation could be like this

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 4.4327 to 4.4332!

It really was well done. And I hate 99% of clock crap on the portal, this is in the 1% that I enjoyed. That says alot.

[Renegades Chapter 1]

Great work, nice action...

Congrats on 2nd place on clock day, as well as front page, you earned it.

Keep up the great work!

[BLAMMED]

Yes Sir! I liked it :D

I have a series that I am doing about being blammed... check it out, I hope you like... maybe we will have a special catagory dedicated in our blammy honor.

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[The Miracle of Life]

I can tell by this animation...

You've never been laid. The vagina isn't on the front of the abdomen, it's between the legs underneath the abdomen. And before the creamy vaginal hole of holes, there is a clit.

You are now to go out and buy a cheap street hooker and study the female anatomy... run if she ends up having a dick between her legs.

Just some advice.

[Transitions Episode 1]

That was great... I liked it. It was great!

Great... simply great. It was so great, it was GREAT! You know how great that is dontcha? DONTCHA? IT WAS ALL-CAPS GREAT! Like getting frosted flaked GrrRRRrreat! Like getting nipples in the face GREAT when your teacher gives you a hug great! Even if his nipples are hairy! They are still great... but not like this flash man... no not as great as that. Hell, I once tasted sweat, it was not great. I don't recommend it, stick to flash. Your GREAT!

Brand-new-hero responds:

great means good for everyone else just as scared as i am! tnx man for your praise, i'll pass on the ahiry nipples.

[Maximum Ninja - 3]

Great entertaining flash... needed after all the

shit I just watched spewing through the portal like festering rancid fecal pudding. At least this offered up a coolness factor of +5, like my magical bastard sword.

I want to swing that sword, swing it until it sinks it's sharpened blade into the soft better bits of my enemies anatomy. I love my sword, my bastard little sword.

Sing with me... sing it... (to the song of gummy bears)

Bastard Sword... bouncing here and there and every where... he is my bastard sword.

[Amateur Second: IT BEGINS]

Humor... that is what it offers...

Everything else is crap, but the cheap giggles and desire to eat bacon makes up for it.